just plain mcweird

Are you sitting down? Because this posting, if you know anything at all about me, is going to blow you away.

I ate at McDonalds today.

I did it on purpose, and not just to prove a point or make a statement or anything like that. I just felt hungry, and decided that McDonalds was exactly what I was craving.

Yeah, I know!!

So I went in and ordered a McChicken sandwich, fries and a chocolate shake. I even sat down inside. I mean, if you're going to loose your head, you might as loose it all the way. So I sat, with my food wrapped in paper and cardboard, laid out on an ugly plastic tray, and, consumed this bizarre, pseudo-meal. And as I did, the strangest sense of satisfaction washed over me.

Then I left.

I think I must be getting back to normal, now, because I'm starting to question the whole occurance. I have to admit, I'm a bit worried because this sort of thing just doesn't happen normally - at least not to me. Of course, I've had a lot going on in my life recently - perhaps the original stress of the situation has left me a tiny bit touched upstairs?

Anyway, just thought I'd post this for posterity because it probably won't happen again.