Tuesday, October 04, 2005

belief-o-matic

Something fun (click on today's title). I got this off my friend Amanda's blog, who got it off her friend Torbjorn's blog. Thought I'd try it, to see if I'm on the right track, religiously, or if deep down I really am a Taoist, Neo-pagan or other and have been going to the wrong church all this time. Well, turns out I won't have to change religions - at least if Belief-O-Matic has any divine accuracy. And if that doesn't work out, and Orthodox Quaker, Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant or even Eastern Orthodox somehow disappoint (although I must say I could live like I'm from the 1800s, at least for a couple of weeks) I did reach totals of 9% in Taoism, 22% in Neo-Paganism and 34% in Jainism, putting them in the 27th, 20th and 15th spots respectively. Shoot, I don't even know what Jainism is!

Here were my Top 10s.

1. Seventh Day Adventist (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (93%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (90%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (89%)
5. Roman Catholic (89%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (59%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (57%)
8. Hinduism (56%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)
10. Jehovah's Witness (48%)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know what happened to me, because I'm NOT a Quaker!!!

Kelly



1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Seventh Day Adventist (91%)
3. Church of Jesus Christ of ILatter-Day Saints (Mormons) (89%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (86%)
5. Roman Catholic (86%)
6. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (85%)
7. Jehovah's Witness (81%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (74%)
9. Sikhism (68%)
10. Islam (64%)

L-A said...

OK, it's not really related, except is "toying" with religion also. Just wanted to share the following, because it's cute:

The Most Toys...

* Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.

* Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.

* Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.

* Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

* Anglican - They were our toys first.

* Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.

* Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.

* Atheism - There is no toy maker.

* Polytheism - There are many toy makers.

* Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.

* Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.

* Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.

* Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us.

* Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.

* Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.

* Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.

* Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second...

* Hedonsim - Hang the rule book! Let's play!

* 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.

* Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.

* Baptist - Once played always played.

* Quaker - No fighting with your toys.

* Jehovah's Witnesses - He who "places" the most toys door-to-door, wins.

* Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.

* Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.

* Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.

* Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play.